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Are You Afraid Of The Dirt?

by Uglyvision

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1.
The Bestest At Tetris 01:41
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I'm the bestest at tetris I'm the bestest at tetris You do not want to test this You do not want to mess with The bestest at tetris The bestest at tetris Like that dude from the movie Breathless I'm someone not to you mess with I'm the bestest at tetris I'm the bestest at astroids I'm the bestest at astroids So stressful I get a hemorrhoid So, i've got to take more steroids To be the bestest at astroids The bestest at asteroids My ship will never ever be destroyed And will never be employed I'm the bestest at mega man I'm the bestest at mega man What do you not understand? I'm the bestest at mega man I'm the bestest at minesweeper I'm the bestest at minesweeper Have you ever seen me get beat sir? No, cause I'm the bestest at minesweeper I'm the bestest at everything I'm the bestest at everything Haven't you seen me do anything It's the bestest
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Funky Karate Zombie Robot Party 01:39
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I unleash the funky robot I unleash it and you don't stand a chance I unleash this funky robot Him and Mozart want fight to the death I unleash the funky robot I unleash it and we all want to dance Ooh Welcome to the robot party Ooh say hello to everybody Ooh be careful because they're also zombies Ooh and they're also programed to know karate Hi yaaa!
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Shake It Buck Naked 02:25
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Shake it Buck naked I said shake it I said shake it Buck naked Sh-sh-Shake it Buck ass naked Videotape it Down in your basement Cause you got to fake it Until you make it And then you shake it Buck naked Don't you forsake it You gots to shake it You can't just take it You've got to shake it But you fall in a snake pit Buck ass naked You can't escape it Wish it was a grape pit Or even an armpit Or if you could shape shift But it's all the same shit So you just shake it shake it Spring break it In the rattlesnake pit Show your fake tits To my friend Jake bitch It might make you famous But only if you shake it Buck naked
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The Golden Nugget 04:09
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Gotta love it Golden nugget Lord I want it Golden nugget Thinking of it Golden nugget Wanna fuck it Golden nugget Gotta trust it Golden nugget You're my nugget Golden nugget Golden trophies lining my pockets Gold teeth hang on all of my children Solid gold 70s soul record labels I lay my winning hand on the table You got to pay the man With your golden nugget
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Empty Promises 02:00
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Promises empty promises They still hang out in my brain It's so hard to explain away Empty promises empty promises Cause once upon a time you told me That you would always be around But now you're nowhere to be found And now I'm looking at the ground Everyday I'm starving simply starving So hungry for your love I just want to be filled up Until I'm stuffed with it But I can never have enough of it I want to lick my lips After we kiss But you're already gone And my appetite lives on I've got no one No one to make me full
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Ice Cream Roller Skates 02:25
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I’m gonna ride my ice cream roller-skates I’m gonna eat some candy marbles I’m gonna beat you in a go kart race I hope that’s not problem I’m gonna ride a sweet ass rollercoaster Ride it all the way to your house girl Oh i know you know I don’t know what to say Except baby let me plesase see your squirrel I want to meet your crazy uncle After eating five bananas We’re gonna sing and dance the night away He talks like George Custanza
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Despite What Jamaica Fit, Mon 05:01
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Plenty of ladies Plenty of love Plenty of puppies Plenty of stuff Plenty of jewelry Plenty of cars Plenty of panties And big cigars Plenty of money Plenty of friends An abundance of hummus An abundance of wind Lots of lots of lots of things Lots of Motts applesauce in aisle three Lots of rocks Lots of shoes Lots of kangroos Lots of fruit And lots of veggies Plenty for spreading Lots of jelly Abundance of houses Abundance of jeans Abundance of fish Abundance of beans Lots of lots of lots of things Plenty of guitars Plenty of sun Lots of bars Lots of hugs Plenty of drugs Plenty of movies Plenty of ducks Not enough hong kong fooey Plenty of igloos Plenty of sky Plenty of castles Plenty of pie Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of things Despite what you make of it Everything's really ok But is it really ok? Is it ok to need so many freaking things? Despite what you make of it Everything's really ok But is it really ok To need lots and lots and lots of things?
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Frazzled Hairdo 01:54
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Don't look at my frazzled hairdo It just might hear you It broke my bathroom mirror Please don't interfere It's just my frazzled hairdo I never should have even left my house I really should've stayed at home today I never should've chose to go outside Everyone stay away Everything's a ok Just don't look at my frazzled hairdo Everyone please remain calm I never should've gone out into the real world Everyone stay away Everything's a ok Greasy and slimy Grizzly and grimy Frazzled and frizzy Sticky and squishy Mushroom monkey machine I never should have left my house I really should've stayed at home today I never should've chose to go outside Everyone stay away Everything's a ok Just don't look at my frazzled hairdo Everyone please remain calm I never should've gone out into the world Everyone stay away Everything's a ok

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released April 3, 2018

Evan Geoffrey Hughes Sokol

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Uglyvision Asheville, North Carolina

Uglyvision brings a unique sound through a collision of many genres. Lush with dream-like ambience, a mix of natural and digital instrumentation, Uglyvision boasts the aesthetic of indie pop and DIY music.

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